Hello. My journal is mostly friends only. However, I would like to expand my friendship network to include a more diverse and politically correct range of individuals. I would like: one homosexual, one foreigner, two fatty fatty fat fats and half a disabled. If you fall into any of the aforementioned categories please do not hesitate to leave me a cunningly witty comment and we may become mutual, virtual buddies.
Oh. And I own this community: dogs_australia ...the joining of which is mandatory for all parties adhering to the implied title pre-requisites (and those procured via nepotism).
Further, I now co-maintain the international community dog_lovers, I have started a behaviour/training specific community: animal_training and a new community related to animal studies, aptly named; animal_studies.
Your empathy for others is strong. Your heart to help those in need can leave you vunerable, but you will help even if it means getting hurt or comes at a cost to you. Your compassion for the animal kingdom never ceases to amaze me and if we were all a bit more like you, the world would probably be a better place. - unicorn_29
You are extremely articulate with a brilliant sense of humor, which makes for some good laughs over at PSS and the various communities where people loathe you for your ability to outwit them. - minteckers
[She has] a long list of people who would love to see her dead. - penguinsane
Why do I even bother? Go drop dead now. - rottnpagan
I hate that community, and I hate rhapsodical78. - bellasmommy
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: rhapsodical78 is a fucking idiot. - bellasmommy . . . Do you get the feeling that I may have upset her? :(
No, Rhapsie, no one here is a sock puppet journal-- that many people really do dislike you. - abyss
She's good at arguing and causing a stir... - carrieish
Rhapsodical79(sic) I always remember because she had that mangy looking mongrel dog and had the nerve to tell me I shouldn't post pictures of Woofles because he's "ugly." (and she meant it) - tviokh . . . who is still hurting.
You keep your dog outside during the day when you're not home?!? Sorry, not acceptable. - momacress
You should so work with animals, you are great with them. - shawawa
I'd love to know who reported you and for what. Send them a nice little gift basket or something. -silverblaidd
I like your hair. It's very wispy and cute. - gummyneko
I admire your intelligence . . . you are just so sarcastic sometimes I want to pee my pants. - the_superstar
I think your unsecured journal entries are witty and I would like to read more. I also wanted to say I've always thought the Australian habit of exclusively wearing khaki is a brilliant idea. It must make laundry a breeze. - by_steph
You seem way too cynical to actually do an emo wail. I dare you to record one and post it in your journal :D - dorukai
I am very tempted to say 'shouldn't you be asking for a heart?'... - the_superstar . . . in response to whether or not she'd give me a kidney.
Nice attempt at diplomacy and I am glad you can look past the fact I am a sydney sider. - the_superstar
You definitely lack in the tact department; although, I'm not surprised. - kychilehead
I would even trust you to sell our house!! - shazzy1 . . . my mother shows a glint of confidence in my real estate negotiation skills.
What is Sigur Ros? - seidlersfan . . . Rachel speaks words of HAET.
What is the education like over there these days? It brings a tear to my little fanciful heart. - silverblaidd
I do prefer my trolls articulate, so she scores points for that, at least... - lizblackdog
Oh I know, disagreeing with animal abuse and neglect is quite the mental disorder. One of these days I might just snap. - silverblaidd . . . a muffled cry from a padded cell.
I can't take that person seriously... they're so full of shit it glistens. - allotheist
You're vicious and would probably be safer on my side. - dorukai
Eh, it's from rhapsodical78, she doesn't count. That one is nothing BUT stupid, so it doesn't amaze me one single bit. - penguinsane . . . I get the feeling she doesn't like me . . .
It's evident that you don't give two shits about America or what pet owners here think, so it's totally disingenuous for you to pretend otherwise. - rhinecat
She's a bitter hag who lays down the hate on dot_pet_snarkers whether or not they're actually being asshats. - itsyspy70 . . . Who appears blissfully unaware of the permanent 'asshat' status of dot_pet_snark members.
Now that is some amusing photography and quoting. You should work for a magazine. - unicorn29
I wish i were more like you, surrounded by idiots and infinitely superior. - andalus . . . Proving once again, that no one does 'bitter' like an ex.
A quick introduction to the OP: Naomi enjoys not just stirring but jumping into buckets of shit all over LJ, soaking in then, and is pretty full of it. For more details, check her CV. - camillabloom
...you're one of the only non UK and Irish people I know who has a sense of humour. - jadedgeneration
Anyone so many internet idiots snark at I must come to know and love. - rightsaidred
You also win the captain obvious to everyone "I’m going to get in a pissing match with the community owner because my cyber dick is too small today" also ran award as well. - midnightmadness . . . who appears, through this curious sentence structure, to be projecting some type of gender confusion.
How about I just call you Cyber Stupid Cunt - does THAT make you happy? - midnightmadness . . .who hopes constant genital allusion is the key to my happiness. If only he knew that eliciting rabid ire is what makes my world go round.
I would contribute a quote, but I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome gerbilsage is. - gerbilsage
You know there was a time that I did like her. Thought her posts were kool and witty. - jnlldxn
They weren't witty enough. They weren't snarky enough. They were too bitchy. Basically just not good enough for you. The whole community has to circulate around you. - jnlldxn ... when did perfectionism become so unpopular?
Given the recent events of your friend Alitrocious's behavior, just letting you know that I'm adding this to my profile:
dog_lovers: I was banned [by] rhapsodical78 because instead of leaving me (and a whole lot of other alidocious hater/REAL dog lovers) alone, she would rather suck up to a fucking breedist, pibble hating cunt/serial pet dumper who thought she didn't own a "pit bull" but who trolled petbulls and hounds_of_hell for advice on her new NOTAPIBBLEPUPPY Bosco, only for the fucking retard to end up wanting to sell the poor thing to a breeder for stud for $1,500. Real winners, there.
But you could always be the first to come to your senses and unban me and we can forget all of this shit ever happened. I wouldn't hold it against you for being ignorant towards the type of person "alidocious" is, and I would continue to treat the mods of dog_lovers civilly as if alidocious/her bullshit never existed. - theclamsman . . . This is attempted blackmail gold. There is nothing more to be said.